Chapter 1: An Article with No Real Purpose

Well, there’s really no specific aim to this piece, but I’ve decided to write it nonetheless. This ought to be entertaining!

This morning, I mentally crafted an entire book in mere minutes after waking up. Countless brilliant ideas are stuck in my mind, never making their way into reality. I genuinely try to capture them, but I often fall short.

At times, all I crave is some tranquility—both in my mind and my surroundings. I contemplated using the word "piece" instead of "peace" to introduce a playful error. I first encountered the term "malapropism" while watching a Nigerian film called 'The Razz Guy.' Where was I going with this?

Yes, I sometimes long for a "piece" to pour my thoughts into, allowing me to find that elusive peace and quiet.

See what I did there? I think it’s clever! I could use more moments of inspiration like that. But why did I add "quiet" at the end? I believe it would rhyme better without it. Yet, I often experience a severe case of ‘FOMOism’—on your behalf, of course—so I’ll keep it for you, the reader. If you’re still engaged in this ramble, I appreciate it.

Honestly, I’m not quite sure what I want to achieve with this piece—though I suspect the title reveals it all. Perhaps some clicked just to see if it was merely a bait-and-switch. Apologies, but this article genuinely lacks direction; I'm not even sure I can label it as such.

My thoughts are scattered because my mind is preoccupied with words that won’t materialize on this page.

To add some flair, here’s a picture to liven things up. Did I really need to mention that, or am I just over-explaining?

Photo by Drew Beamer on Unsplash

Isn’t that a perfect image? If you’ve stuck around this long, you might as well continue reading.

There’s some wisdom hidden in here, so let me sprinkle a bit of motivation into the mix.