Chapter 1: The Hack

I’ve fallen victim to hacking, and it’s all due to Putin! This isn’t who I am! I assure you!

If you search for “Putin hacker” on Google Images, you'll find a plethora of results. But is this really the case? The situation is becoming increasingly entertaining. It seems Putin is infiltrating everyone—perhaps even your mother! He’s probably sneaking in while you're at work, targeting your partner, who enjoys a more comfortable remote job.

He’s actively hacking away, right there on your couch—the very place where you both recently began watching “Servant of the People,” featuring Ukraine’s current president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. I just viewed the first episode, and it’s definitely worth a watch.

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But this isn’t really me! I’ve been compromised! Ignore everything I say from now on. I’m not accountable for my actions! Just like Putin! THE UKRAINIAN NAZIS MADE ME DO IT! My only goal is to rescue Ukrainians from their own actions! I’m just trying to oust the fascists by acting like one! Isn’t it all about fighting fire with fire?

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However, I have no intentions of battling anyone at the moment. Why, you ask? Because I’ve been hacked! I have a strong suspicion that you might have been hacked too. But how can I confirm this? What kind of test can I devise to determine if someone is genuinely themselves? I have an idea—I'll just inquire.

Hey there, reader! Is that really you out there?

Clap once for “yes,” and clap fifty times for “no,” indicating that it’s not really you, but rather Putin hacking away at your mother from your couch.

Make sure to share this widely to uncover whether your mom is truly your mom or if she’s now referring to Putin as “daddy.”

This is utterly absurd.

I’m at a loss about whether the world is round or flat anymore. I certainly won’t be seeking answers online.

Trust is a rarity! The truth remains elusive!

What even is the truth?

Putin seems to know everything now—everything about you, your mom, and soon, everyone else will too.

Chapter 2: The Digital Dilemma

The first video titled "Why Russia Hacked Our Election" delves into the motivations and implications of Russia's cyber intrusions, shedding light on how these actions affect global politics and personal security.

In the second video, "Hackers Humiliate Putin; Prominent Media Vandalized On Russian Holiday," we witness the audacious acts of hackers against prominent figures in Russia, revealing the ongoing battle in the digital realm.